(sung by Tre Cool)

Let's get drunk and go out driving
Let's see just how quickly we can go
Let's plowed and plow down some old lady
Let's go drink off the stereo

Let's go down and vomit out the window
Let's keep score of how many we've killed
Two tequila slammers off the dashboard
There's an alcoholic at the wheel

Careful when I'm taking this next corner
Don't want anybody wasting beer
Pass another lime and Corona
Too drunk to use my butt for shifting gears

Let's get drunk and go out driving
Let's do donuts in the cul-de-sac
Let's get drunk and go out driving
Whirling and we're never coming back

Whirling and we're never coming back

Whirling and we're never coming back