Started at the age of 4.
My mother went to the grocery store.
Went sneaking through her bedroom door to find something in a size 4.

Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls.
G.I. Joe in panty hose is making way for the one and only.

King for a day,
Princess by dawn.
King for a day
In a leather thong.
King for a day,
Princess by dawn.
Just wait till all the guys get a load of me.

My daddy threw me in therapy.
He thinks I'm not a real man.
Who put the drag in the drag queen.
Don't knock it untill you tried it.

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