Today's the Macy's Day Parade
The night of living dead is on its way
With the credit report for duty call
It's a lifetime guarantee
Stuffed in a coffin 10% more free
Red light special at the Mausoleum
Give me something that I need
Satisfaction guaranteed to you
What's the consolation prize?
Economy size dreams of hope

When I was a kid I thought
I wanted all the things that I haven't got
Oh but I learned the hardest way
Then I realized what it took
To tell difference between thieves and crooks
Lesson learned me and you
Give me something that I need
Satisfaction guarantee
'Cause I'm thinking 'bout a brand new hope
The one I've never known
Cause now I know it's all that I wanted

Whats the consolation prize?
Economy size dreams of hope
Give me something that I need
Satisfaction guarantee
'Cause I'm thinking 'bout a brand new hope
The one I've never known
And where it goes
And I'm thinkin' 'bout the only road
The one I've never known
And where it goes
And I'm thinkin' 'bout a brand new hope
The one I've never known
'Cause now I know it's all that I wanted