Verse 1
I don't want to go home for Christmas this year.
I don't want to see my family.
I just want to stay at school for this winter break.
I just want to stay at school with my best friend, Ron.

REFRAIN 1:
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll spend our Christmas playing Wizard Chess
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll play Wizard Chess this Christmas.

Verse 2:
Ron's mom sent him a nice package of presents.
She sent me a nice big sweater.
I got a mysterious gift from my dead dad.
It was an invisibility cloak, how rad.

REFRAIN 2:
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll spend our Christmas being invisible.
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll be invisible this Christmas.

REFRAIN 1:
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll spend our Christmas playing Wizard Chess.
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll play Wizard Chess this christmas.
Oh, yeah.