So assuming that this weekend there's
a part of me thats thinkin
of coming up to join you
You know I sure wouldnt want to
Ruin all your chances
on your one night stand romances
Doing tequila shots,
I always loved you but it was never enough

And while your licking salt off of each other
Know that I'll be wishing
Throw this all my over shoulder

Hoping for sores to form upon your lips
So the alcohol burns warm with every sip
Are you burning now?
Dial 911 emergency
to come let you down

And when you wake tommorow morning with
a hang over from hell
Don't bother calling me
theres no need for you to kiss and tell because
tonight will be my night
I'm calling all my friends
The boys are going out tonight

The potion in our bottles it will be singing me to sleep
The worm at the bottom, it's taunting me to be a creep

It says "Hey man, stand up for yourself"
"Hey man, I've got a plan for you, it's working oh so well"

I picked up the pay phone and I held the zero down
Please operator, collect call to Allentown
The call came back rejected, but that operator was kind
Enough to talk to me and get me through to the middle of.. The night

Yeah, so tonight, will be my night
I'm calling all my friends, the boys are going out tonight