If one can work an unsupervised role,
then one has fulfilled ones parent's goal.
And if one can work as a member of a team,
then one has achieved ones parent's dream. (x2)

So, club (club, club...) us into a brand new status
and teach us to score some sluts.

Want to club (club, club...) us into a brand new status
and teach us to score some sluts? (x3 under next verse)

I want to buy property in the dump-end of town.
And I want a job where, where I get to lie down,
until I'm carving cartilage and talking marriage.
I can promise you pretty ones champagne fountains
and ice sculpted swans!

But I love you you you you (I really love you),
but I love you you you you (I proper bad love you),
but I love you you you you (I forgot to say I love you),
but I love you you you you (but I love you yes I really really love you)
just like I love myself