He told it to the monkeys and they didn't talk back
Then he told the old iguana and he didn't attack

They told me before I started,
This never ever would work out
Stay in school, dont be a fool,
But I had to see what life was about,
So I went to the Biloxi seeeking fortune and fame,
I got hired, I got fired, I got called dirty names,
You'll never, (never)
Never, (never)
Work in dis business again,
You will never, (never)
Never (never)
Work in dis business again

I knew I needed representation,
I found it one night in a bar,
He was a bondsman and a part time agent,
He said that he could make me a star,
He said,
"You don't have to be that good,
To make it out in Hollywood,
You just have to change and complain."
Or you'll never, (never)
Never (never)
Work in this business again,
Oh you'll never, (never)
Never (never)
Work in this business again.

(Instrumental)

I parked cars at the Rainbow,
I sold maps of the stars,
I had my nose broken at Spago's
When I puked on the bar

All I played's a double bar mitzvah
Bubba played a double bar mitzvah

It's a jungle out there
We love it
Hell, I don't care
I'm going back to my predator friends
I will never,
Never (never)
Work in dis bidness again
No, I'll never, (never)
No never, (never)
Never work in this bidness again
You'll never, (never)
Never work in this bidness again.

AGAIN!