I write it down in invisible ink
I write it down, everything I want
I keep it in private

Don't let nobody know
It's my secret, and I won't let go
It's my secret, and I won't let go

Do you want to join my society?
Well, you'll be governed
By intelligence

You've got to swear, be reticent
And answer questions
With a number

And when you talk
No facial expressions, don't emphasis
You've got to hold things back

And when your friends say
Give me names and dates
Don't give the answer, it's a secret

Keep it safe
Under lock and key
Keep it hid and it's a mystery

So tighten up on security
Don't run the risk
We won't tell nobody

Though they'll want to know
It's a secret secret
And we won't let go, it's a secret secret

Let's keep this exclusive
A sect for two
It's a secret secret for me and you
It's a secret secret