When your pubic hair's on fire...something's wrong
When you think you're the Messiah...something's wrong
When you mistake a plane for Venus...something's wrong
When your girlfriend's got a penis...something's wrong

Something's wrong. . . ieeh . . .Something's Wrong

When you like music more than life...something's wrong
When you start sleeping as you drive...something's wrong
When your favourite drink is thinner...something's wrong
When you're proud to be a sinner...something's wrong

Something's wrong. . . ieeh . . .Something's Wrong

When a canary drives a tractor...something's wrong
When your president's an actor...something's wrong
When your jacket's plagued with dandruff...something's wrong
If you think that this song matters...something's wrong

Something's wrong. . . ieeh . . .Something's Wrong