Na na na na
I'm gonna slash and gash
Na na na na
Cut another hole in your ass
Spill blood on the walls and play tennis with your balls
If the phone rings, don't answer the call
I'm gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat
Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat
-
I'll scoop out both of your eyes
Na na na na
Spread the meat up your thigh (?)
-
'Cause everyone who meets up with me
In the end
Eventually dies
I'm the last thing ya see
I'll hang ya from a tree
Scare the shit out of you, then watch you pee

I'm the bad ass killer
There ain't nobody iller
You're ice cold dead (?)
'Cause I'm the fucking thriller (?)

I'm the bad ass killer
There ain't nobody iller
You're ice cold dead (?)
'Cause I'm the fucking thriller (?)

I'm gonna slice and dice
'Cause murder's my vice
I'll stab you once, twice
Maybe even thrice

Carve initials in your liver
Make you quiver
Deliver
Yeah, that'd be nice

...
Pack up your head (?)
And that's just the start
I put the "scary" in "scary movie"
Make people do a doobie
Make them pee-pee up the place
When they see my ugly face (?)

You better keep alert or you'll be sleepin' in the dirt
I've got a PHD in how to use my cutlery
I'll make...
You'll be squirtin' in your shorts
And...crimson quarts (?)

I'll chop your virgin beaver with my shiny butcher's cleaver (?)
...
It's music to my ears
I'll cut off...wiener
I'll stick it in a bun
Chop up a pickled relish (?) and then we'll have some fun.

I'm the bad ass killer
There ain't nobody iller
You're ice cold dead (?)
'Cause I'm the fucking thriller (?)

I'm the bad ass killer
There ain't nobody iller
You're ice cold dead (?)
'Cause I'm the fucking thriller (?)

I'm gonna...your gut
Treat you like a slut
Mutilate your organs
And shove 'em up your butt.

I'll slit ya ear to ear
You know what?
Then I'll slam a beer.

Cut off your toes
Jam 'em in your nose
Cut your tongue out
Feed it to a trout
Fry him in a pan
Shoot it out my can
Aim at your face (?)
And you know...

I promise you pain
I'm totally insane
I promise you pain
I'm totally insane
I promise you pain
I'm totally insane

And let me tell ya once again:

I'm the bad ass killer
There ain't nobody iller
You're ice cold dead (?)
'Cause I'm the fucking thriller (?)

I'm the bad ass killer
There ain't nobody iller
You're ice cold dead (?)
'Cause I'm the fucking thriller (?)

I promise you pain
I'm totally insane
I promise you pain
I'm totally insane
I promise you pain.

Like the...in a nutshell.