Menfolks just don't understand
Sympathy for a wretch like me
I'm a handle to wind the tongue
Just a bitch in heat

Menfolks just can't even see
My fifty puppies and tits to my knees
Stretch marks, hair like a grease
Just a bitch in heat

Yeah, I want it bad, so bad I'm howling
And all you dogs sniffing butts outside
Don't need it half as much as me

Dachshunds and St. Bernard
Going mad in my front yard
Big and small, I'll have 'em all
Just a bitch in heat

Menfolks just can't conceive
I'm at the mercy of chemistry
Every spring you get itchy feet
Ain't nothing compared to this heat

I'm honey in heat with nothing to do
Except wait around for mutts like you
I guess I'm just an easy lay
Until they day they get me

Yeah, I want it bad, so bad I'm howling
And all you dogs sniffing butts outside
Don't need it half as much as
Need it half as much as

Yeah, I want it bad, so bad I'm howling
And all you dogs swinging cats outside
Don't need it half as much as me