I'm a well adjusted teenager
I like happy songs
I'm a well adjusted teenager
I'm happy all day long
Let's go now

Oh I-E-I-E-I-I
I'm a well adjusted teenager
I am the teacher's pet
I'm at the head of my class
I kiss ass you bet

I'm a well adjusted teenager
I like happy songs
I'm a well adjusted teenager
I'm happy all day long

(Solo)

Don't drink - don't smoke - don't do drugs
Everybodys friends with me and I am not insane
Yea
I'm a well adjusted teenager
I like happy songs
I'm a well adjusted teenager
I'm happy all day long

I'm a well adjusted teenager
I don't put up a fuss
I'm a well adjusted teenager
Don't even freakin' cuss
Well adjusted teenager
Won't you be friends with me
Well adjusted teenager
Show ya how cool we can be
Well adjusted teenager
Hold me - hug me Yea-Yea
Oh I'm stuck in hell for eternity
I'm a well adjusted teenager