I'm adequately exceptional
I'm gradually professional
At being mentally deficient

I'm a shrewd as a sap
With an astute mental gap
Occasionally I can be consistent

I'm a fool I'm a flop I'm a failure
But you should never judge a book by its colour
Cos there's a heart that beats inside of me

I'm an educational intellect
Quite exceptional in-fact perfect
At being the remedial brainless dunce

I'm a success at loosing
I'm obvious when confusing
I'm always asked for my opinion once

So I'm a fool I'm a flop I'm a failure
You should never judge a book by its cover
Cos there's a heart that beats inside of me

I'm a popular hit with the in crowd
A regular wit to be with and loud
I'm a busy active unsociable recluse

I'm an irresistible reject
With an formidable defect
Sexually I'm celebate not in use

I'm a fool, I'm a flop, I'm a failure
But you should never judge a book by its cover
Cos there's a heart that beats inside of me
a heart that beats inside of me
a heart that beats inside of me