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- Lee Evans
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- Lee's View On The World
(Ukulele solo)
This is a song of how I see the world
Would you bring a man to his knees?
Hey, if heâs beat then why not squeeze?
If I see an opportunity, I would even sell my old granny, granny Annie
Whoa
Would you kick a man while heâs down?
Best time when heâs on, on the ground
I would step on anybody if, if I thought it would make me, a somebody
I wouldnât step on nobody but,
it just makes me feel like Iâm a somebody somebody somebody somebody
Would you steal a rich manâs wife?
If it made my life, oh! Less of a strife
Lazing around on her old manâs money well,
That just makes me feel like Iâm a somebody somebody somebody
Would you take a man for all heâs got?
Leaving him with diddly, haha! Diddly squat
I would step on anybody if,
if I thought it would make me a somebody right here, right now
I wouldnât step on nobody but,
it just makes me feel Iâm a somebody somebody somebody somebody
Would you twist? Would you twist that manâs wrist?
Itâs good to fix up a few, dirty tricks
Yeah I donât give a shit well my skin is that thick
Iâm a get rich quick, get rich quick son of a bitch
Yeah thatâs who I am
Maybe I lack a little, upper class!
But as long as Iâm all right Jack itâs, up your arse!
Yeah, I would step on anybody if,
if I thought it would make me a somebody right here, right now
I wouldnât step on nobody but,
it just makes me feel like Iâm a somebody
Oh yes I am
Would you drag that man? Would you drag that man down?
If I thought that I was going to drown
Then Iâd spread it all round town of how I tried
to save the man who unfortunately, he drowned. Yes he went down!
Would you stab a man in the back?
Best time when they canât fight you back
I would step on anybody if, if I thought it would make me a somebody
I wouldnât step on nobody but, it just makes me feel Iâm a somebody
Oh please I want to be a somebody please
I want to step into the sunlight
Oh, from the darkness,
yeah whoahohoh please
Why not me?
Oh whoah whoah
YEAH
Up âem an fuck âem an suck âem an screw âem
an woo âem an do âem an trash âem an smash âem
an bash âem accuse âem amuse âem an use âem
grab âem an gag âem an nab âem an bag âem until they say
Until they say goodbye!
Up âem an fuck âem an screw âem an woo âem
an do âem trash âem an smash âem an bash âem
grab âem an gag âem until they say
Until they say goodbye
(Piano solo)
Heâs got an unusually sized head for his size
So you would of thought that thereâs a lot of thought going on
Ainât no surprise when you look into his eyes
Yeh the lights are on but nobodies home
Heâs a man with his old manâs plans
Fight the Taliban, fill the oil can up again
But thereâs another man, a man from Pakistan
Says you canât blame them it was you who trained them to defend
Hey! Hey!
The old Cossacks are dying to get back
To the good old days of the comrades at the gate
Theyâre having those flashbacks, of all those kickbacks
When the state dished out all the top jobs to their mates
Thatâs how it is, thatâs how itâs always been
Why am I even thinking I can do a single thing?
Itâs not my wish, that youâre even listening
Iâm just trying, trying to do my thing
Anything
Lovely smile, but that only lasts a while
Because the gentle can turn to metal very serious
So I would run a mile, because they ainât got as many missiles
But thereâs a lot more of them than there is of any of us
Heâs only a little fella, but he can go hell for leather
But itâs not good enough to be talking tough on T.V
Because if youâre a yella, and your not a teller
Then I canât see nothing in his ship for me
Hey!
And it must be neat to join that exclusive clique
But your only hope is to talk to a dope in a suit
Your one small leap with a scientific technique
To have the physique, even a sheepâs I.Q
Thatâs how it is, thatâs how itâs always been
Why am I even thinking I can do a single thing?
Itâs not my wish, that youâre even listening
Iâm just trying, trying to do my thing
Anything
(Piano solo)
Well the Earth is a special place, itâs the third rock from the sun
If we are to preserve the human race thereâs a few
things that need to be done
And how could that be worse? As we spin around and around
A paradise in the universe, expanding at the speed of sound
(Scientific instrument sound)
Yeah well the Earth is a special place, itâs the third rock from the sun
If we are to preserve the human race thereâs a few
things that need to be done
And how could that be worse? As we spin around and around
A paradise in the universe, expanding at the speed of sound
Yeah la la ladadadadadada
Lala lohdadadada
Well the Earth is a special place, itâs the third rock from the sun
If we are to preserve the human race thereâs a few
things that need to be done
And how could that be worse? As we spin around and around
A paradise in the universe, expanding at the speed of sound
Yeah la la ladadadadadada
Lada lohdadadada
Well the Earth is a special place, itâs the third rock from the sun
If we are to preserve the human race thereâs a few
things that need to be done
And how could that be worse? As we spin around and around
A paradise in the universe, expanding at the speed of sound
la la ladadadadadada
Lada lohdadadada
Oh yeah
(Little kid)
If youâre looking at it all
Your gonna feel small
But youâre not small at all
(Back to Lee)
Youâre big