Teacher says my head's not right
One day I'm gonna snap
And pull a Counter Strike
Preacher says I'll go to Helsing
For eternity cuz I tried Halo 3

Jack Thompson picks a legal fight
They're bringing me to court
Go get me Phoenix Wright (Objection!)
Meanwhile ratings drop
Someone go call the cops
I hear a man's been shot

We're playing rockstar games
They say we're all to blame
We're playing rockstar games
Now the whole wide world
Will never be the same
We're playing rockstar games
We're playing through the pain
We're rockin' rockstar games
Watch us go up in smoke
As we go down in flames

Say I live my life plugged in
I don't know what's for real
Is this all just The Sims
TV music video
Got violence sex and drugs
But can't say Mario (It's me!)

Politicians raise your voice
Protect the children
Score some easy bonus points
Another mideast bomb
Another teenage mom
Don't turn your console on

We're playing rockstar games
They say we're all to blame
We're playing rockstar games
Now the whole wide world
Will never be the same
We're playing rockstar games
We're playing through the pain
We're rockin' rockstar games
Watch us go up in smoke
As we go down in flames

We're playing rockstar games
They say we're all to blame
We're playing rockstar games
Now the whole wide world
Will never be the same
We're playing rockstar games
We're playing through the pain
We're rockin' rockstar games
Watch us go up in smoke
As we go down in flames