I wish I had one good reason
Why I should stay
How'd I get myself
Into this place?

Wish I had qualities like sympathy
Fidelity
Sobriety
Sincerity
Humility
Instead I got lunacy

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah

I wish I could
Fit myself in my pocket
And tie myself to a rocket
And send myself to outer space
I wish I had a deeper(?) face

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah

I wish I had one good reason
Why I should stay
How'd I get myself
Into this place?

I wish my life was a little less seedy
Why am I always so greedy?
Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy
I know I never will
I know I never will

I wish my life was not so boring
Every weekend, fall to the floor-ing
Don't get me started on Monday morning
It would be overkill
It would be overkill

I wish I had one good reason
Why I should stay
How'd I get myself
Into this place?

I wish I could apologise
Be dignified
Wish I could look you in the eye
And tell you that I never lie
I wish that I could stop and cry

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah

Don't wake me up today
Under my duvet
Is where I wanna stay
Don't wanna come out to play
Don't matter what you say, anyway

I wish my life was a little less seedy
Why am I always so greedy?
Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy
I know I never will
I know I never will

I wish my life was not so boring
Every weekend, fall to the floor-ing
Don't get me started on Monday morning
It would be overkill
It would be overkill

I wish I didn't smoke so many cigarettes
Another programme and I'm hooked on the TV set
Wish I had blonde hair
Wish I had green eyes

So many thing about myself that I despise

So many thing about my life that I despise

There's so many things that I despise

So many things that I despise


Help.. I was in this long, dark tunnel
Help.. I was in this long, dark tunnel
Help.. I was in this long, dark tunnel
Help.. I was in this long, dark tunnel