How glad the many millions
Of Toms and Dickson Williams
Would be to capture me
But you had such persistence,
You wore down my resistance
I fell, and it was swell

You're my big and brave and handsome Romeo
How I won you,
I will never, never know
It's not that you're attractive
But, oh, my heart grew active
When you came into view.

I've got a crush on you, Sweetie pie
All the day and night time,
hear me sighI never had the least notion
That I could fall with so much emotion

Could you coo?
Could you care
For a cunning cottage we could share?
The world will pardon my mush,
'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on you

Instrumental break

Could you coo?
Could you care
For a cunning cottage we could share?
The world would pardon my mush,
'Cause I have got a crush, my baby, on you