Men:
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la...

Women:
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la...

Mrs. Nordstrom:
The old deserted beach
That we walked—remember?

Mr. Erlanson:
Remember?
The café in the park
Where we talked—remember?

Mrs. Anderssen:
Remember?
The tenor on the boat that we charted,
Belching “The Bartered Bride”—

Women:
Ah, how we laughed,
Ah, how we cried.

Mr. Lindquist:
Ah, how you promised
And ah, how I lied.

Mrs. Segstrom:
That dilapidated inn—
Remember, darling?

Mr. Erlanson:
The proprietress’s grin,
Also her glare.

Mrs. Nordstrom:
Yellow gingham on the bed—
Remember, darling?

Mr. Lindquist:
And the canopy in red,
Needing repair.

All:
I think you were there.
Unpack the luggage, la, la, la,
Pack up the luggage, la, la, la,
Unpack the luggage, la, la, la,
Hi-ho, the glamorous life!

Bring up the curtain, la, la, la,
Bring down the curtain, la, la, la,
Bring up the curtain, la, la, la,
Hi-ho, hi-ho,
For the glamorous life!