Some people might like to get a train to work
or drive in in a beamer or a merc
some guys like to travel in by bus
but i cant be botherd with the fuss

Today i gotta take my bike
coz' once again the tubes on strike
the greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all-day
even though they earn 30k

So im standing here in the pouring rain
WHERE THE FUCKS MY FUCKING TRAIN?

london underground (london underground)
they're all lazy fucking useless cunts
london underground (london underground)
they're all greedy cunts, i wanna' shoot them all
with a rifle...

All they say is 'please mind the doors'
and they learn that on the 2-day course-
this job could be done by a 4 year old
they just leave us freezing in the cold

What you smell is what you get
burger-king and piss and sweat
you roast to death in the boiling heat
with tourist treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat

So dont tell me to 'mind the gap'
I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK!

London underground (london underground)
they're all lazy fucking useless cunts
london underground (london underground)
they're all greedy cunts i wanna shoot them all,
with a rifle.....

lalalala---lalalala

the floors are sticky and the seats are damp
every platform has a fucking tramp

but the drivers get the day off when
WERE ALL LATE FOR WORK AGAIN!

london underground (london underground)
w-w-wankers, they're all wankers
london underground (london underground.....

.....Take your oyster card and shove it up your arsehole!!