Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming,
Just stay in your lanes
Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming,
Just stay in your lanes

No bombing and no heavy petting,
So just stay in your lane.
No bombing and no heavy petting,
So just stay in your lane.

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles

Latchmere's got a wave machine.

Came out of the changing room
And absolutely nothing had changed
So I stayed in your lanes.

Came out of the changing room
And absolutely sod all had changed
So I’ll stay in your lanes.

Speedo, speed boy
Speedo, speed boy
Speedo, speed boy
Speedo, speed boy
So stay in your lanes.

Stay in your..
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
(Speedo, speed boy)
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
(Speedo, speed boy)
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles

Latchmere's got a wave machine

Stay in your lanes
Just stay, just stay in your lanes.

Latchmere's got a wave machine.