Being a boy's like suckin' on a lemon
and I judge myself by the adverts I see
My deoderant hides the real me,
these things elevate me above animals

(Chorus)
I feel like being a girl
Being a girl
Being a girl
Being a girl
And my life never tasted sweeter
Oh, ho, ho

I'm so boring my clothes wanna keep
someone else warm, someone cooler
Tax on cigarettes treats my cancer,
these things elevate me above animals

(Chorus)

(Being a girl) Being a girl
(Being a girl) Being a girl

A frog cannot comprehend the sea
nor me happiness
girl is much to weak a word for me
made from balsa wood

being a girl
i want to experience being a girl

the only purchased left is preached by marx
time to contemplate
never been informed there must be poor
or the rich won't be rich no more