Death to the ladies first, then the gentlemen.
All sorts of taxes, face lifts, abortion, nervous breakdowns,
Satanic girls gone wild,
Surely fuckin' suicidal.

First, you try to fuck it.
Then, you try to eat it.
If it hasn't learned your name,
You'd better kill it before they see it.
First, you try to fuck it.
Then, you try to eat it.
If it hasn't learned your name,
You'd better kill it before they see it.

It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Now do it again!
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Et cetera!
First, you try to fuck it.
Then, you try to eat it.
If it hasn't learned your name,
You'd better kill it before they see it.
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!

I've got a blackened soul, morals in a hole, wish I was so dead.
Now the TV says it's tropical depression.
Pointless intervention, legal separation, call my dealer,
I want my lawyer, we've got a situation.

First, you try to fuck it.
Then, you try to eat it.
If it hasn't learned your name,
You'd better kill it before they see it.
First, you try to fuck it.
Then, you try to eat it.
If it hasn't learned your name,
You'd better kill it before they see it.

It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Now do it again!
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Et cetera!
On the news or is it the news?
They say the results may vary, side effects are varied.
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!

Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!

It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Now do it again!
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Et cetera!
Fuck the goddamn TV and the radio,
Fuck making hits, I'm taking credit for the death toll.
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!