All i wants a boy to make me some mac and cheese (x2)
just straight up mac with no franks or peas
but every boy whos made me mac and cheese
has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

all i wants a boy to make me some brussel sprouts (x2)
heat no meat inside and out
but every boy whos made me brussel sprouts
has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

all i wants a boy to make me ice tea from a powder (x2)
but when i yell for joy he yells louder
because every boy whos made me tea from a powder
has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

all i wants a boy whos not a violent sociopath (x2)
love him tell my dying breath man
fuck the food i'll starve to death
if i could just find a boy whos not a violent sociopath