Conversations with my bathroom mirror
Are never the same as when your standing here
I'm chickenshit out on a brave frontier
That teenage wasteland
So begins the jack slap cheer
(one, two, three, four)

Your mom ain't home
She's out stripping for your education
Your dad's out marchin' for the NRA
(the NRA)
I'm so damn bored, I'm crawling out of my skin
The devil's got more room to play

This town gets so boring
(nananananananananana)
When you're not scoring
(nananananananananana)
It gets so boring yet you live right up the street
16 summers let's make one complete

(We're all)
We're all jack slaps here
(Jack slaps)
Jack slaps with jack slap fears
(All lost)
All lost on the same frontier
So face the facts and sing the cheer
(one, two, three, four)

Your dad stepped out
He's point zero nine and on the highway
Singing along with the Rolling Stones
(I can't get no)
No satisfaction
Damn ain't that true
Bring me home don't send me home

This town gets so boring
(nananananananananana)
When you're not scoring
(nananananananananana)
It gets so boring yet you live right up the street
16 summers let's make one complete

This town gets boring
(nananananananananana)
When your not scoring
(nananananananananana) (4x)
(All jack slaps here)
(Jack slaps with jack slaps fear)
(All lost on the same frontier)
Face the facts sing the cheer

This town gets so boring
(nananananananananana)
When you're not scoring
(nananananananananana)
It gets so boring yet you live right up the street
16 summers let's make one complete