Maybe just because I was newly washed like Barandon Walsh
you took notice of me, you thought I was a rockstar some gangster
or a bowling star I donīt belive you babe

you're not the only one who think I am a chiquita dude
well I'm afraid i'm not that rude

I took you to the A-house and even to the punk-palats
those trips made you throw up and after a few nights you took off
to the holm of asp's that's where you belong

When it comes to you it's hard to have an open mind
so I just have one advice, to say....

Walt Jabsco, Walt Jabsco now that's what I call rude
he's the man he's a super dude.