We wrote this song, it's not too short, it’s not too long
It's got back-up vocals in just the right places
It's got a few oohs and ahhs
(ohhhh... ahhhh)
And it takes a little pause
Just before the I sing the errand;

Please play this song on the radio
(Please play this song)

Almost every line is sung on time,
And almost every verse ends in a rim.
The only problem we had was writing enough words.
(ohhhh... ahhhh)
But that's okay, because the chorus is
Coming up again now

Please play this song on the radio,
Please play this song on the radio.

Please play this song on the radio,
Please play this song on the radio,
Please play this song on the radio,
Please play this song on the radio,
Please play this song on the radio,
Please play this song on the radio.

Right about this time, some shit-head will be drawin' a fat fuckin line,
over the title on the back sleave, what an asshole!
so Mr. DJ,I hope you already made your segway
or the F.C.C.'s gonna take a shit,
right on your head,

Can’t play this song on the radio,
Can’t play this song on the radio.