Sit back, matter fact, teasing, toying, turning,
Chatting, charming, hissing, paying the crowd.
Play that song again, ‘nother couple caught up in
Another glance, a half hearted bow.

Oh such grace, oh such beauty.
And lipstick and callus, and fishnets and malice.
Oh darling, you’re a million ways to be cruel.
(one zero zero zero zero zero zero cruel).
You’re a million ways to be cruel.
(one zero zero zero zero zero zero cruel).
You’re a million ways to be cruel.

I should, I wish I could, maybe if you were I would.
A list of standard issue regrets.
One last AD-proof,
Slouching in the corner booth,
Baby it’s as good as it gets.

Oh such grace, oh such beauty.
So precious, suspicious, so charming, and vicious.
Oh darling, you’re a million ways,
Oh darling, you’re a million ways to be cruel.
(one zero zero zero zero zero zero cruel).
You’re a million ways to be cruel.
(one zero zero zero zero zero zero cruel).
You’re a million ways to be cruel.

Oh darlin, oh darlin, you’re a million ways,
Oh darlin, oh darlin, you’re a million ways,
Oh, darlin, oh darlin, you’re a million ways to be,
Ah ah ah ah ah,
(one zero zero zero zero zero zero cruel)
You’re a million ways to be cruel.
You’re a million ways to be cruel.
(one zero zero zero zero zero zero cruel)

Oh darlin, you’re a million ways to be cruel.