Me an' my friends get no respect!
What does Scooby do that we neglect!?
We been puttin' all our Pros in check, but me an' my friends get no respect!

So what!? Who cares!?
We're doin' it how we like!
I'm singin' through my mic, my special underwater mic!

Who's gonna save the world?
Who's gonna save the days?
From may-hab crabs who steal and eerie eels with evil rays?

Who's gonna talk like Curly, since curly isn't here?
Who's gonna chase down villains, and then turn around and run in fear?
You know who I'm talkin' about!
He's fat and short, no brains, and I mean nothing can escape, and I mean Jabber-jaw!

Try get furthur justic without makin' waves!
It's to impress the ladies, but it's off a ways!
Get lost between the sediments and water maze, "and I will never date you 'cause you smell like bait!"

So what!? Who cares!?
When a super-villain plots, sending all of ya' lots of thoughts, to tie you up in sailor's knots!

Who's gonna save the world?
Who's gonna save the days?
From may-hab crabs who steal and eerie eels with evil rays?

Who's gonna talk like Curly, since curly isn't here?
Who's gonna chase down villains, and then turn around and run in fear?
Who's gonna stand for justice, when bad-guys break the law!?
You know who I'm talkin' about, with Clam, an' Shelly, an' Bubbles, an' Biff, and if you're catching a whiff of fish, it's Jabber-jaw!