On a sunny afternoon
she and Captain Morgan had company
Just relaxing in the bath
and she heard a sound
as the clock turned three

In the doorway there stood a man

Oh, Barry Gibb
It’s so nice that you could make it
I’ve been wishing for you to come
for so long
So won’t you sing me
some tunes in your falsetto?
Every sunny afternoon needs a song

Putting on some make-up and
a silvery dress that’s got angel-wings
Going out alone tonight
none of her tired friends felt like dancing

In the kitchen there stood a man

Oh, how appropriate, Jake Shears
Just what I needed
There’s still some time for me
to learn how to dance good
So won’t you teach me
the moves that you are doing?
I wanna be the best in the neighbourhood

She fell in love with a red-haired guy
that really liked piano-music
The same day she bumped
into Matthew Bellamy
who taught her everything he can
That’s how she got her man

Oh, Captain Morgan
This day has been quite amazing
What do you say we do it
again sometime?
I’ve got some things now
to do but I will see you
any Saturday afternoon the sun shines
The sun shines