How to Be Happy All the Time
How to be happy all the time
How to be happy all the time
Stick a kitten in your mouth,
It goes quite well with wine
This is how you're happy all the time!

"How can you be happy all the time?"
you say.
"Is there some disease inside your mind?"
You may not like my answer, but it's all I
can divine:
I'm happy to be happy all the time!

This album is dedicated to my older brother Steve,
For all those Saturday nights,
When he could have been out with his friends,
He babysat me...
And tripped acid, and covered me
with small pieces of Scotch tape
And pulled them off slowly and painfully,
as I woke up screaming.

This is how you're happy all the time,
This is how you're happy all the time!