There was cheese, cheese, walkin' on its knees
In the store, in the store.
There was cheese, cheese, walkin' on its knees
In the corner grocery store.

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My eyes are dim, I cannot see,
I have not brought my specs with me
I have not brought my specs with me.

There were plums, plums, twiddling their thumbs
In the store, in the store.
There were plums, plums, twiddling their thumbs
In the corner grocery store.

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There was corn, corn, blowin' on a horn
In the store, in the store.
There was corn, corn, blowin' on a horn
In the corner grocery store.

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There were beans, beans, trying on some jeans
In the store, in the store.
There were beans, beans, trying on some jeans
In the corner grocery store.

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There was more, more, just inside the door
In the store, in the store.
There was more, much more, just inside the door
In the corner grocery store.