Went down to Redfern
Just to see the rabbits play
A big bondy Mario
Theres no psychos like that today

CHORUS:
Am I ever gonna see the biff again?
(bring back, bring back the biff)
Am I ever gonna see the biff again?
(bring back, bring back the biff)

Went down to Brookie
Just to see the eagles play
Nearly choked on my KB
When I found out big Robbo's gay

CHORUS

What has it come to
When a bloke can't punch his mate?
Listen to me Garath
We'll get them streaming through the gates

CHORUS

I dream of yester' year
when the hardmen had their way
Eye gouges and scrotum grabs
Were the order of the day

CHORUS

These pussies running around today
There's no stinks for me to enjoy
Let me at rhem I"ll tear them apart
Bring it on for Reggie boy

CHORUS

Am I ever gonna see the biff again
Can someone explain it to me
Am I ever gonna see the biff again God knows
Am I ever gonna see the biff again Ohhhhoho
Am I ever gonna see the biff again

CHORUS X2

We're gonna see the biff
Oh that sweet wholesome biff
We're gonna see the biff
Oh we're gonna see the biff again

CHOURUSX2

Oh come on kids listen to me
Oh my motto is play hard but play fair