Ever since mom walked out
Sis, and I can't get no sleep
Since then dads' brought home thirteen redheads
a blonde, brunette and a sheep

I prayed to god, Oh, can you help us?
And save us from this reverie
shotgun westward I blew away Alice
buried her in the deep of this

[chorus]
Of this postage s-s-stamp world
You get what you want
In this postage stamp world
You can all get in line
And lick my behind

Cause I won't be living with you

This time

ahhh....ohhh....