Step aside for the man
Better watch him 'fore you go downtown
Up the side, slip inside
Take a number, wait in line, better speed it up
Down lost and found, make it nice and fine all the time

'Cause I'm a real nice guy and I'm free as hell
To be a cornpone faggot dressing really, really well
In my big black boots and my denim daisy dukes
I got my bleached blond hair and my leather underwear
You know I'm fine cause I work it all the time

Be real good while you can
If you're nasty you will get burned down
Take a ride with the tide, there's an ocean deep inside
Better learn to swim the backstroke freestyle
Make it feel good all the while

'Cause I'm a real nice guy and I'm free as hell
To be a cornpone faggot dressing really, really well
In my big black boots and my denim daisy dukes
I got my bleached blond hair and my leather underwear
You know I'm fine cause I work it all the time

'Cause I'm a real nice guy and I'm free as hell
To be a cornpone faggot dressing really, really well
In my big black boots and my denim daisy dukes
I got my bleached blond hair and my leather underwear
You know I'm fine cause I work it all the time