I got a girl named Bony Moronie
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Ought to see her rock 'n' roll with her blue jeans on
She's not very fat just skin and bone
But I love her, she loves me
All are happy now we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree
I told her mama and her papa too

Just exactly what I want to do
I want to get married on a night in June
And rock and roll by the light of a silvery moon
And I love her, she loves me
All are happy now we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree
She's my one and only, she's my heart's desire
She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire

Everybody turns when my baby walks by
She's something to see, she really catches the eye
That's why I love her, she loves me
All are happy now we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree
That's why I love her, she loves me
All are happy now we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree