She lives her life inside a tiny little square
Four simple walls upon the floor
She's never hot, she's never cold
Automated, climate-controlled

And everything is perfectly in place
And every single day is just like every other day

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I love my cubicle girl
She lives in a cubicle world
And every time I visit it's the same
It's comforting to know that some things never change
They never change

I love the picture on her plain and sterile wall
It's like a window to her soul
A three-dimensional still life
Carefully filtered black and white

Yes every hair is perfectly in place
And every little smile is such a familiar face

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Length times width times height
Is the volume of her stainless life

My head is spinning like her tiny carousel
Spinning lonly begatelles
That's when I need to see my girl
She really straightens out my world

Oh, every thing is perfectly in place
And every single day is just like every other day

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Never change, never change