You don't think that I really love her
But I let her hold my Gretzky rookie card
My liscense plate is in her name
This song is etched inside my brain
Oh yeah

She says I rock her like a lion
But I don't know what that means
I think I like it anyways
But my mom really digs her so
I hold her hand with deep intent
Cause she seems heaven sent

To me she tells me I'm a creative monster
But I don't know what that means
I think I like it anyway
And my friends say she's hot so
I hold her hand with no regret
Cause she seems heaven sent

You don't think that I really love her
But I let her hold my Gretzky rookie card
My liscense plate is in her name
This song is etched into my brain
Oh yeah

She says I climb her like Mount Zion
But I don't know what that means
I think I like it anyway
And it's really hard to find so
I hold her hand with deep intent
Cause she seems heaven sent

I take the chance
It's all I got in this life
I hold her hand
Just going to the corner store
Seems like a lot of trouble
But she's cute like Betty Rubble
So she'll stay

You don't think that I really love her
But I let her hold my Gretzky rookie card
My liscense plate is in her name
This song is etched inside my brain
Oh yeah
(Woooo!)
(She says I rock her like a lion!)