I'm a man and you're a man
And we don't understand
Why the world is such a funny shape
It is so bland

If I wanted to kill or assassinate the Queen
They would only lock me up and throw away the key
Then you'd never get out
Then you'd never get in

No-one understands me
No-one understands
No-one understands me
No-one understands

If I wanted to be someone
I think I would be Margaret Thatcher
She's so cool, I think she should be Queen
Now if you should agree with this
Then I think you should be

Hung and drawn and quartered
And then thrown into the sea
And then you'd never get out
Because you can't swim

No-one understands me
No-one understands
No-one understands me
No-one understands
No-one understands me
No-one understands