I think I must be fuckin' dud
Coz Marky really ain't no stud
The dudes wont like me anymore
There ain't no way I'll every score.
Did Marky ever get the chicks
With his hairstyle and drumming sticks
Leather jacket, Chucks and ripped jeans
That's what he wears in all my dreams.

And now I wanna cut my hair
Just like Marky Ramone
It's gonna look dumb but it's gonna be fun
Coz I know I'm not alone
It don't bother me that I can't see, I'll look so fuckin' mean
My mum won't care, my dad will swear
But baby, we'll make a killer team.

All my friends say that it looks bad
But I wish Marky was my dad
I'm gonna make him oh so proud
When I beat my beat my drums real loud
So you just wait until you see
How Marky's haircut looks on me
I'll be OK with no boyfriends
I'll only follow Marky's trend

And now I wanna cut my hair
Just like Marky Ramone
It's gonna look dumb but it's gonna be fun
Coz I know I'm not alone
It don't bother me that I can't see, I'll look so fuckin' mean
My mum won't care, my dad will swear
But baby, we'll make a killer team.