kids say the darndest things
have you ever listened close to the games they play
or the little songs they sing
last night dressed up in high heeled shoes and wearing my old hat
my four year old said i wanna divorce
now where did she hear that

kids say the darndest things
have you ever listened close to the games they play
or the little songs they sing
last night as i watched tv one rushed through the door
mommy daddy's telling someone on the phone
don't you call me hear no more

kids say the darndest things
have you ever listened close to the games they play
or the little songs they sing
bet my daddy can whip your daddy
but daddy's never home
and i think mommy's worried 'bout him
'cos she cried all night long

kids say the darndest things
have you ever listened close to the things they play
or the little songs they sing
you never know what they learn in school
or what there thinking of
my first grader just said a four letter word
and it sure wasn't love

kids say the darndest things.....
kids say the darndest things.....
kids.........