I woke up feeling so good
I think I’d better call in sick
I need a personal trainer
To help me hold my drink
I plan to be spontaneous
Next time we meet
I’m putting off procrastinating
Until next week

I’ll get onto it
When I give a shit

I must invite my vegan neighbours
Round for a barbeque
I’ll go on a liver cleansing diet
Cos I got lots of drinking to do
I need a mentor
To help me with my self-motivating
The weather’s too good to possibly
Contemplate doing a thing

I’ll get onto it
When I give a shit
Just wait a bit
Till I give a shit
This time it’s legit, my sins I’ll admit, I promise I’ll quit, I’ll get myself fit
I’ll get onto it
When I give a shit

Too much focus leads to tunnel vision
Too much faith leads to Religion
Too much knowledge leads to confusion
Too many guitar lessons lead to jazz-fusion

I’ll get onto it
When I give a shit
Just wait a bit
Till I give a shit
I’m going to commit, I’ll chew on the bit, The next one’s a hit, That’s a definite
I’ll get onto it
When I give a shit

Don’t be The Little Engine That Could
Don’t be John Holmes just ‘cos you got wood