I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic.
I might like porno's, but Baywatch is fucking sick!
I might have screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mom.
I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.

I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun;
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who's one.
I might agree with Jesus, but I got no religious belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat.

I might be a cunt.
I might be a cunt,
But I'm not a fucking cunt.

I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but Frontline also.
I might like Tarantino, but sometime's you've got to wonder
I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your Mum's number?

I might be a cunt.
I might be a cunt,
But I'm not a fucking cunt.
But I'm not a fucking cunt.
But I'm not a fucking cunt.