Had the new pill? Not G.B.H!
D’n’M, man! I’m off my face!
Learning and thought – that’s L & T –
It’s the new rock, not R & B!

Ooh-bucka-whucka-roochie-smoochie-bing-tang – yeah!

Wisdom ain’t wack; pain the new black;
Pleasure is out; Tolstoy is back.
D.J’s are gone; turntables still;
Who want to hear hedonist swill?

A pot of piss, a tab of E,
Why pay for them? – you get both free
If you pronounce this carefully:
“E-pis-te-mo-log-ic-al-ly.”

Just wait a sec; there’s a new fad:
Popular Thought – sounds kinda not bad!
Here’s a P.T. – hand me a drink,
I’ll pop it now, see what I think: