In my platforms i hit the floor
Fell face down
didn't help my brain out
then the baby came
before i found
the magic how to keep her happy
i never was the fantasy
of what you want, wanted me to be

but don't judge me so harsh little girl
so you've got a playboy mommy
and when you tell em my name
and wanna cross that bridge all on your own
little girl, they'll do you no harm
because they know your playboy mommy
and when you tell em my name
from here to Birmingham,
i've got a few friends

I never was, was there when it counts
i get my way
you're so like me
you seemed ashamed,
ashamed that i was
a good friend of American Soldiers
I'll say it now, here by your grave
those angels cant ever take my place

but dont judge me so hard little girl
so you've got a playboy mommy
and when you tell em my name
and wanna cross that bridge all on your own
little girl, the'll do you no harm
because they know your playboy mommy
and when you tell em my name
from here to Birmingham,
I've got a few friends