(Glenn Sutton - Jim Weatherly)

You packed up all my clothes
And put 'em by the door
Is this your way of telling me
I don't live here anymore.

You've gone and called a cab
And told me where to go
Two hearts that used to be on fire
Have just gone up in smoke.

Now I ain't no magician
Can't change the way things are
I can't make you love me
If it's not in the cards.

I can't wave a magic wand
And make you want me near
But I can do a hat trick
I'll put it on and disappear.

--- Instrumental ---

Now I ain't gonna crawl
And I won't jump through hoops
To try and make you love me
Like I used to do.

You've pulled this stunt before
And I kept holdin' on
But this time when you close the door
Look around and I'll be gone.

Now I ain't no magician
Can't change the way things are
I can't make you love me
If it's not in the cards.

I can't wave a magic wand
And make you want me near
But I can do a hat trick
I'll put it on and disappear.

So I'll just do my hat trick
I'll put it on and disappear...