You’re so bored with life, you know,
I can’t stand your antics,
I wish you would leave and go,
You idiot fanatic.

CHORUS:
Why you always gotta look before you leap,
Pray before you sleep?
With you, there’s no possibility:
No exciting things to see,
That’s why you’re not right for me.

You know, with me, I take a chance,
While you’re just in a trance,
You know, with me, I’m in the know,
You’re a controlled puppet show!

CHORUS

BRIDGE:
Oh, the possibilities,
That you’ll miss out on,
You may be the rich and the free,
But there’s no doubt about yon.

Some like me say, “Why not?”
Some like you say, “You little snot!”
You’re so boring if that’s all you got!
Boy, this fight is getting hot!

CHORUS