(Waylon Jennings)

All of my sisters are girls
With long hair ponytails, pigtails and curls
A kid needs a friend so why in the world
Did all of my sisters just have to be girls?

They giggle and whisper a lot
They act like they're grown up but I know they're not
They can climb a tree and they can't catch a ball
They're really no fun at all.

All of my sisters are girls
With long hair ponytails, pigtails and curls
A kid needs a friend so why in the world
Did all of my sisters just have to be girls?

When I'm bored with nothing to do
I can have fun whenever I want to
I just hide in the closet so they won't know I'm there
And they're really easy to scare.

All of my sisters are girls
With long hair ponytails, pigtails and curls
A kid needs a friend so why in the world
Did all of my sisters just have to be girls?

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All of my sisters are girls
With long hair ponytails, pigtails and curls
A kid needs a friend so why in the world
Did all of my sisters just have to be girls?...