(Troy Seals - Tony Colton)

Ran my Chevy through the carwash threw the beers cans out
Emptied all the ash trays cleaned a little house
Got my Allman Brothers cassettes stacked up on the dash
Got some jack back in the trunk and a tank full of gas.

Stopped and bought some roses to sweep you off your feet
I'm going for the limit girl I'm gettin' in the real deep
Dusted off my Dingos got my Levis pressed
Gonna break into your heart and steal what I love best.

I'm gonna be armed and dangerous
Woman, you've made me a desperate man
Armed and dangerous
Comin' for your lovin', yes I am.

Take a ride out in the country where the grass is tall and cool
And do some barefoot dancin' how's that sound to you
And I've got some other things that I might suggest
But if I put them on this record I'd be under arrest.

I'll be armed and dangerous
Woman, you've made me a desperate man
Armed and dangerous
Comin' for your lovin', yes I am...

Armed and dangerous
Comin' for your lovin', yes I am...