(Waylon Jennings)

My dad talks a lot about cowboys
Like John Wayne and people I don't even know
I like the cartoons on Saturday morning
'Cause I'm only four years old.

But my dad just loves cowboy movies
He even bought me a big cowboy hat
And when I put it on with my boots and my Levi's
I can tell that he really likes that.

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I love to watch Nickelodeon
You might say I grew up on Sesame street
My favorites are Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch
And I think the muppets are neat.

But my dad just loves cowboy movies
He's never heard of Ernie and Burt
I'm just not a cowboy I guess I'm a nowboy
And I sure hope his feeling's aren't hurt.

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