I can't separate your fiction from fact

You're lost, I know you're trying to wind your way back

You've been talking as fast as you can

I'm not listening anymore

Now baby, you're changing all the rules

You're taking advantage of a fool

Good evening, I'm Ed Burroughs

And the name of this show is, "Person To Person"

Tonight we're visiting the home of a very famous

Motion picture and television director

Dr. Van Steiner, I'm very sorry I'm unable to attend

This tremendous occasion being given in your honor

I would like to extend my sincerest best wishes to you